Aerospace
Research Pilots School, Edwards AFB,
CA, 1962
Around
the mid 50’s the dual role of the
USAF, the traditional manned aircraft limited
within the atmosphere and strategic missiles
in space, were unquestioned. There
was a third arising in some quarters, and
being supported by some within the Air
Research and Development Command, maybe
not whole-heartedly by the Commander, General
Bernard Schriever, because he was the key
man in the missile programs. There
was a perceived need for seamless transition
between the environment of air and space
that could tie traditional aircraft and
ground take-off with manned spacecraft
and return to landing, for military missions.
That
effort began in earnest and a manned spaceplane,
the X-20 Dynasoar began design and development
under contract with Boeing Aircraft in
Seattle WA. Concurrently, AFSC authorized
the A.F. Test Pilot School, located at
Edwards A.F.B. to add an advanced course
for experienced graduate test pilots to
study science and technology and make them
ready as space test pilots for whatever
would result. The school was designated
Aerospace Research Pilots School, and was
under Col. Robert “Buck” Buchanan,
a graduate of the TPS, Class 51A.
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USAF ARPS CL II : Al Crews, Ted Birdwell
(USN), Charlie Bock, Ted Twinting, Don
Sorlie, Bob Smith, Bob McIntosh and Byron
Knolle |
The
first assigned pilots, Class I, were selected
to develop the curriculum, including flying
and simulation training as they studied
and self-trained for the role. They
proved to be an exceptionally competent
group as demonstrated in the curriculum
and in an exceptionally brilliant idea
for a special space trainer.
I
joined my mates in Class II of ARPS: A
6-month graduate course for selected military
test pilots to gain special flight and
ground training for space flight.
We
had begun our studies when the announcement
was out that NASA was beginning the process
of selecting its second group of astronauts,
designated Gemini Astronauts for the second
space vehicle, a two-man capsule to be
launched into orbit by the Titan missile
instead of Atlas. That took one of
our primary instructors, Frank Borman and
me away from the ARPS for a period of time,
when we were designated by the Air Force
as candidates. It was an interlude
that completely distracted us with so much
riding on the outcome, at a time when most
of us could think of nothing more exciting
than space adventure.
While
the Navy and Marines submitted all test
pilots who met the NASA requirements, the
Air Force went through its own evaluation
of qualified test pilots and determined
which would be submitted to meet the exact
number, eleven, that NASA would select. It
was clearly an Air Force decision to pick
and choose those who could be assigned,
which may have seemed arrogant in the eyes
of NASA, since Navy sent a larger group
of all filling the requirements, as did
Marines. NASA also had candidates,
including Neil Armstrong. Likely, politics
demanded some of each, except for the marines
who had only two applicants.
Our
final preparation was what we dubbed ‘Charm
School’ in which a PhD in Semantics
or some such thing and three others trained
us for the NASA interviewing and the final
board assessment. We had to dress
in civvies for the occasion of our “finals”,
a simulated interview, and were critiqued
on our demeanor, responses and even our
attire.
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Air
Force Finalist for NASA Gemini Selections;
2nd Row
L TO R: Ed White; Tom Stafford; Mike
Collins; Greg Neubeck; Bob Smith;
Neil Garland; Frank Borman; Jim McDivitt;
Joe Engle and ?
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We
were sent into an ultimate evaluation,
up to and including a group interview with
Gen. Curtis LeMay, Chief of Staff, in his
office. One thing I took from that
meeting was the fear that Chief held over
senior officers and there were many tales. One
of our gang asked the 3-star general, DCS/Personnel
who was leading us to the Chief’s
Office, whether we should salute individually
or line up and do it as a group. His
cop-out was to do whatever felt best under
the circumstances.
We
were finally ready and submitted to NASA,
upon which only Joe Engle and Neil Garland
were rejected by NASA for their evaluation
and selection process. Among required personal
actions to NASA, was a written request
for acceptance and recommendation letters
and once again, Jimmie Doolittle took time
to be one of my sponsors.
An
interesting side note is that, less than
a year later, Joe Engle passed more experienced
test pilots to fly the X-15, then voluntarily
left that and became Mission Commander
on the second Space Shuttle flight, with
pilot Dick Truly, who had followed us into
ARPS and became a NASA astronaut and later
the Administrator after his own space adventures. Dick,
a Naval Aviator, was in TPS shortly when
we graduated from ARPS.
NASA’s
final selection process, after our physicals,
took place at Ellington A.F.B., near Houston,
which was a de-activated Air Force Base
at the time, but we were housed in the
barracks there. A strange sidelight
for a deactivated and closed base, was
that the barracks and a mess hall were
opened for us plus the Houston Oilers professional
football team, of the fledgling American
Football League, who were in residence
at the base for their spring training. The
old adage that politics makes strange partners
sure held there, but I suspect the base
was under state control at that time.
We,
candidates for astronaut qualification
tests, and they, for professional football
selection, were showing our stuff. We
would watch them practice in the evenings
and I’ve never forgotten the smallest
lineman ever in the pros, was a diminutive
offensive guard even by standards of that
day. I can’t recall his Italian
sir-name, but I assure you he was a professional
hit man. He weighed less than 190 pounds,
as I recall, but quick as a cat and he
would pick a fight with a defensive lineman
at least once every practice, and they
all outweighed him by many pounds. He
was a starter for a number of years and
an all-star selection in the AFL and he
sure proved another old adage about the
size of the fight in the dog.
We
finally faced the NASA selection board,
including Deke Slayton, who had been removed
from astronaut flight status because of
intermittent atrial fibrillation of his
heart. Deke became one of the most
powerful men in NASA and in later years
negotiated with the NASA Administrator
to trade a flight for himself on Skylab
for ceding his position in NASA, as Chief
of the Astronaut office, forever relinquishing
the power of the Astronauts’ Office
he had wielded in all facets of the programs. Some
of the astronaut crewmembers considered
it a virtual sell-out for personal gratification. He
had waited so many years and their unique
power in all the design and political issues
was missed in the Shuttle program.
One
might wonder whether the oversight on specifications
and testing of the Shuttle Solid Rocket
Booster, which caused the Discovery disaster,
might have been avoided with the unfettered
and guarded oversight, which had been the
domain of the astronaut office. The
primary cause was clearly the failure of
the George C. Marshall Space Flight Center
and it’s contractor Thiokol to willingly
impose the Shuttle Specifications of the
lead, Johnson Center in Houston upon themselves,
and resulting oversight that engendered
a failure to meet specified outside air
temperature requirements in their design
of SRB segment joints. I know that
first hand, because as the Vice President
and General Manager of the Shuttle External
Tank, I was initially considered primarily
at fault, until data, photos and a segment
of the tank recovered from the ocean proved
otherwise. We had to insist on the
Shuttle Specification #7700 to assure we
never missed a requirement in our design
when we won the Tank contract in 1973,
but thankfully we held firm on that.
It
is sad that the thermal protection once
again has reared its head in the recent
Columbia disaster. Although it appears
that NASA is finally getting serious about
addressing this repeat disaster, no solution
will be high fidelity with the current
Shuttle.
To
their credit, all five of our Gemini guys
flew on Gemini and made lunar flights,
except Ed White, and he will be remembered
as the first person to perform an untethered “space
walk” using only a crude hand-held
thruster gun on Gemini. Ed, son of
an Air Force general was a gentle and fine
man, who perished in the Apollo fire on
the launch pad, along with another Air
Force friend and fellow fighter test pilot
of our time, Gus Grissom and their comrade,
Roger Chaffee.
The
first Gemini mission had not yet launched,
and it was a great disappointment for me
to miss the big events of the future, when
I found after returning home that I failed. I
remember, before we left Ellington, after
the final events finished, NASA gave us
a party with the 7 original astronauts.
Gus Grissom told me how little they got
to fly, except in travel in a T-38 jet
trainer, how much time they spent in engineering
reviews of the spacecraft and that he had
been home only five days in a year. That
didn’t deter him but it certainly
was not a lifestyle for everyone, and not
for many families, which is one of my consolations. There
were other consoling occurrences for me
over the years, mostly the great flying
and combat, but I would have traded those
for one great big event. At that
moment it was too exciting to avoid.
Meanwhile
school went on, since I was the only student
affected and I was in the selection process
with two of the students from Class I,
Borman and McDivitt.
Frank
Borman was not only our instructor but
also my Instructor Pilot for a re-check
in the F-104; it had been three years since
my prior check flight in it. Frank
was an excellent and experienced teacher,
having been a West Point graduate and an
instructor at the Point earlier in his
military career. Being with Frank
and studying with Mike Collins for the
NASA process, during our brief periods
in Washington and the final selection at
Ellington Air Force Base, helped me to
keep up with the missed academics back
at school.
This
brief respite from the ARPS was actually
a very enjoyable period and especially
getting to know Mike, a wonderful, unassuming
guy, with whom I would soon be working
at adjacent desks, and later pulling for
on the first lunar landing mission, Apollo
11.
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Collins,
Smith, Armstrong and Aldrin |
Many
years later, Martha and I had the great
pleasure of a dinner in New Orleans and
ride on a party boat down the Mississippi
with Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and finance’,
and Mike and Pat Collins in celebration
of their 15th Anniversary of
the Lunar Landing. I was Vice President
of the Shuttle External Tank program for
Martin Marietta, where we spent 13 years
in that city. It pays to hang out in fun
places.
That
was also my last meeting with Mike, but
not with Neil. I was fully responsible
for the Shuttle external tank from engineering
to construction and when Challenger went
down, it was initially presumed to be a
tank failure in one of its miles of welds. We
took x-rays during construction and, since
there are seldom to be perfect welds, two
independent quality control readers evaluated
every inch of both the liquid oxygen and
hydrogen tank, the latter being the point
of failure, initially identified from the
accident videos. If a flaw exceeded
certain limits repairs were mandatory,
otherwise the structure was sound. A check
of all the x-ray exams, immediately after
the accident, located a flaw near the point
of the explosion, which had met inspection
criteria and was recorded. I don’t
have to say what a stressful position it
was to be the senior person absolutely
accountable for the quality of that external
tank, and the systems engineering manager
during early design. After a while, sophisticated
treatment of launch film close ups showed
hot gas leaking from the SRB’s impinged
on the tank at the point of failure, and
recovery from the ocean floor of that exact
piece of ET structure, still intact at
that particular weld sealed the issue.
During
this process, I worked with a national
board of scientists and experts, among
them Neil Armstrong and Maj. Gen. Bob Kutyna,
Chairman, in establishing corrective actions
within in entire process to reduce probability
of another such catastrophic event. However,
the probabilities exist for such a failure
every few hundred flights, in high stress
areas like the SSME pump turbines, the
tiles and flight controls.
I
can’t resist a final comment on one
of two great American adventurers and explorers. Neil
reminds me of Lindberg in every way, especially
eschewing the fame he so clearly earned
and retaining his privacy, self-esteem
and character. A few years ago, I
read about a teenaged girl who was fighting
and seemed to be losing her battle with
cancer, in Orlando, but she had a great
attitude and mentioned her interest in
the astronauts. I wrote Neil and
she called me to let me know that he quickly
contacted her. The story had a wonderful
ending because of a full recovery. Sometimes
such occurrences, rare as they are, reflect
mind over matter.
There
was a lot of insider gossip that some of
the Mercury Astronauts were promiscuous,
and NASA suppressed that with enforcement
policies on the press. We joked about that
when we were at Ellington for evaluations. Mike
Collins reminded me of that in our last
meeting and mentioned that he quoted me
in his book, “Carrying the Fire”. I
hurried to read it wherein he said that
when we were getting ready for our interview
with the NASA Board, he asked me what he
should say if asked why he wanted to be
an astronaut. He quoted me as, “Tell
them you want a lot of strange ass.” Had
he taken my advice, maybe I would have
been on the first Lunar flight, instead
of him!
It
was time to get my mind back to school. Our
ground training consisted of astronautics,
space mechanics, reentry, navigation, space
physics, etc. We even went to a special
course on human physiology in space at
the school for training Flight Surgeons
in San Antonio. My attendance at that school
and chance encounters with its Director,
Dr. Larry Lamb, proved fortuitous in my
life and that of a neighbor and fine friend.
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Our
flying included Drinkwater Approaches,
conceived by and named for a NASA pilot
and engineer, which evolved into the gliding
Space Shuttle’s landing technique,
working perfectly for direct descent and
landing without power. Of course
Shuttle controls, guidance and instruments
are more sophisticated but our approaches
showed just how efficient the Drinkwater
was. We used a standard F-104A with
its communications to get a single initial
point at a high altitude location. It
was amazing to learn that with this technique
we could fly visually, and with no further
aids but airspeed, altitude and vision
and consistently touch down on the runway
within 50 to 100 feet of intended landing,
without moving the throttle out of idle
and most amazingly, no turns whatsoever.
Necessary traits for such landing craft
are a low lift to drag ratio and a means
to increase drag significantly on demand,
criteria for which the F-104 was well suited,
as is the Shuttle. Low lift to drag can
be equated to a Cessna 152 chock full of
lead and both doors jammed full open, allowing
them to close when stretching the glide. High
lift to drag epitomizes the soaring gliders,
which have so much lift and so little drag
that even air currents will keep them aloft.
In
one training flight, I was flying an F-106A,
a beautifully stable and capable delta-winged
jet fighter-interceptor, on a mission when
I had a flameout, which proved to be the
result of a malfunction of automatic controls
for the engine intakes. I was too
far away and too low to make a landing
anywhere so I had no choice but to continue
trying to get an air-start, since belly
landing in a jet in rough terrain is nearly
certain death. Air-starts had become
so standard between fighters by that time,
it was actually simplistic, but it wouldn’t
start after repeated attempts. I
continued to try as I was approaching my
bailout point, there was no alternative,
when inexplicably it restarted and I climbed
to a safe altitude and made a precautious
simulated dead stick.
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Smith
and F-106A |
We
also performed maximum zoom flights with
the standard F-104A in full pressure suits,
but we remained under aerodynamic control,
and jet power throughout. Those
flights were challenging, I reached 86,000
feet and it provided some confidence for
a future test program I would fly, but
little more than that.
Another
exhilarating part of our training was riding
the human centrifuge at the Navy Lab in
Johnstown, near Philadelphia. We
could experience the different g’ profiles
that the astronauts had or would encounter
sitting in the three different capsules
of the NASA programs, experienced
on reentry into the atmosphere. Crew
stations were designed to put them in the
best position to endure the g’s in
the best axis for a human, i.e. +X axis
acceleration, with their backs toward earth
and their bodies pushed by g’s against
the backs of their seats. The force was
most noticeable pushing in on your chest,
and was a whooping 15 g on Mercury missions,
10 g on Gemini and 5 g, for Apollo. There
is a lot of braking to be done in the steep
entry of capsules, which were all drag,
and little or no lift. The smaller
the capsule the less drag in upper space,
so the briefer but more harsh the deceleration
at lower levels. In addition to those
real entry profiles at ‘g sub x’,
we did “Runs” in other attitudes,
which proved very uncomfortable in some.
The most hazardous was the “minus
g sub x”, or eyeballs-out”,
at 5 g, the force and direction you’d
get in a head on crash with seat belt and
shoulder straps, except it was steady-state. There
was no doubt during those runs that, if
the shoulder straps broke you, would have
to be scraped from the front panel to be
buried.
Another
was “g sub z”, the usual acceleration
force when sitting in an airplane and making
a tight pull-up. That confirmed that
I had a high g tolerance and got to 7 ½ sustained
without blacking out (no g-suits), which
was just a hair over the operating limit
for fighters of that time, with significantly
greater g’s before structural failure. I
was seeing only through a very small tunnel
of light, surrounded by black, known as ‘tunnel
vision’, which all fighter jocks
encountered at some time, before the advent
of g-suits. After that centrifuge,
I never wore a g-suit again, since the
operating limit was seldom reached for
much duration under any conditions.
There
is some margin available when piloting
an airplane that you didn’t get in
the centrifuge. In an airplane the
pilot knows exactly when g’s are
coming, since he induces them, and can
pre-tense every muscle in his body from
head to toe before the blood has left his
brain. That creates restriction in blood
vessels throughout, just as a g-suit does
for the midsection and legs. However,
the centrifuge accelerated so quickly and
without warning that the blood was on its
way down, before the muscles could respond. An
interesting thing occurred at maximum g
level in a seated position. My feet turned
almost solid black from a phenomenon called
Patekei, due to the stress on tiny blood
vessels in the feet, which lasted a while.
In
my 7th decade of life, I learned
to bare-foot water ski, only to find my
feet burning hot on the water and I again
faced blackened feet, but only very briefly
and never felt the heat or saw that result
in skiing, thereafter. I leave it
to the readers or doctors to analyze those
imprecise similarities, and I only got
one shot at the centrifuge, but understood
the outcome was repetitive.
Our
training also included “flight” in
a number of unique simulators at school
and aerospace companies working on space
flight. I spent a total of 13½ hours
in Lifting Body, Semi-Ballistic Missile,
Moving Base Orbital Rendezvous, Boost,
X-20 Dyna Soar, Vertical Take-off
And Land, and Space Docking simulators.
The
school later acquired a more sophisticated,
I presume, simulator but I never saw it,
and they ARPS ended up losing opportunity
to actually fly the missions it was designed
to train, on a spaceplane, the AeroSpace
Trainer. The day of the simulator didn’t
really arrive until the advent of cheap
and powerful digital computers were available. Even
so, the training proved extremely valuable
in my immediate future after graduation.
One
simulation for control of orbital flight,
displayed nothing but the three Oyler angles
as a means of recognizing and controlling
the spacecraft motion. Oyler angles are
a rotational or angular reference zero
to 360 degrees full circle, about the three
orthogonal axes in Cartesian coordinates. They
could be used to control attitude with
good understanding and very deliberate
and slow rates of rotation, no at all practical
in a real task in space, like docking or
any maneuvering. It did clarify angular
responses in the students mind, and how
the thrust levels and durations of space
control systems affected the problem of
vehicle control. It encouraged deliberate
and careful decisions and control impulses,
but that is not always practical, as I
would discover in a mission requiring space
control..
A
docking simulator taught the complexity
of the problems of docking two orbiting
vehicles in space. It was extremely
difficult with the techniques of the time.
If two spacecraft are in the same circular
orbit, one behind the other, they will
remain so. Thrusting of either immediately
changes its orbit about earth. A
thrust in the plane of the orbit, along
the tangential velocity will change the
circle to an ellipse and the only thing
retained will be the altitude at the moment
of thrust impulse. This base altitude
becomes the apogee of the new orbit if
the thrust accelerated the vehicle or if
the thrust is retrograde the starting altitude
becomes the perigee. Any thrusting
changes the period of orbit and the two
will never again meet. A thrust in
plane but not tangential will change both
apogee and perigee different than the circular
altitude in a new ellipse, making separation
more rapid. Any thrust vector out
of the plane of orbit also sends the vehicle
on an entirely new path over the earth;
and orbital plane change.
Any
combinations are possible and the change
will be the sum of its parts. Thus the
astronaut sitting behind another vehicle
in exact orbits who made any single thrust
in an effort to catch and dock with the
other vehicle would immediately start diverging
from it, likely never to get as close again
and losing sight over time. A near-perfect
sequence of vernier thrusts, off-setting
problems was possible, but very time consuming
and difficult. What could be done?
The
first way was to practice, practice, practice
and still it would be very difficult without
a starting point nearly nulled. The
second was to find a brilliant mind to
solve the dilemma. Dr. Buzz Aldrin,
PhD, a qualified military test pilot, and
second man to step on the moon, who is
also a scientist, conceived a solution
for control and guidance that made possible
the lunar rejoins of Apollo and turned
mating with Skylab, Vostock and Space Station
into seemingly routine workday chores in
space.
Bless
him, at our advanced age, Buzz also was
courageous enough to recently punch out
a “smart-assed” young radical
who accosted him and publicly accused him
of lying and deceit in an alleged “government
plot, which faked the Apollo Lunar Landings”.
Finally,
our training in the X-20 DynaSoar simulator
at Boeing in Seattle, was very realistic. That
craft was to be the Air Force space plane,
and our classmate Al Crews was to be one
of its pilots. We learned a new flying
technique using yaw rate alone to control
roll and avoid disastrous instability from
roll inputs and coupling. It was
called ‘beta dot’, engineering
shorthand for rate of change of yaw angle,
which could be used for emergency re-entry
in event of failed stability augmentation. The
craft became uncontrollable with normal
piloting at the high angle of attack required
to retard entry in event of automatic stability
control failure. By avoiding use
of destabilizing aileron corrections, attitude
control was possible with sharp pulses
of the rudder, like a dihedral effect in
flight. That technique later helped me
hold higher angle of attack flying through
re-entry on the AeroSpace Trainer, test
program I would fly. Secretary of
Defense, McNamara went to the plant for
a brief review, shortly after our visit,
and shortly thereafter he cancelled the
X-20 program.
Later
in our training, Col. Chuck Yeager became
the school commander, although he was not
around his office very much and I don’t
even recall when or how we became aware
of his transfer. One thing is sure,
that his being there and his friendship
with one of the nicest people I’ve
known, B/Gen. “Twig” Branch
who was AFFTC Commander, made our graduation
trip top notch. The participants
on that extended boondoggle were those
two, our Hospital Commander, Dr. Stan Bear,
Buck Buchanan, Art Torosian, the eight
graduates and our C-54 pilot, Maj. Harry
Andonian, a U-2 test pilot, who by this
time has more flying time than any two
of us, since he flew anywhere in anything
with wings, at any time, and still does. One
of us always flew as Harry’s copilot,
a consideration for the taxpayers, I surmise.
Our
ports of call were numerous, including
Stockholm, as guests of the Swedish Test
organization, with a fabulous special flight
demo of their double dart-shaped ‘Viggen’ fighter
jet. And Germany, without official
duties, which might have been accounted
for by the fact that Chuck was well known,
especially in Germany, as a woodsman, so
he and Gen. Branch spent their time in
the forests. As an aside, those two crashed
as passengers in a new Army helicopter
out of Edwards, when the Army test pilot
agreed to drop them off at a mountain lake,
and crashed instead. Chuck had minor
injury, and they avoided drowning, but
the Army lost a helicopter.
A
couple of days in Madrid followed, with
a visit to the Spanish test organization,
whose lab facilities at that time would
not have stood up to our high school labs. They
showed us their experimental jet engine
in production, which appeared to have so
much weight there might not be enough thrust
to propel itself, much less an aircraft.
Among the few airplanes on the flight line
we noted a German Me-109 and a Nazi tri-motor
transport, both still being flown.
Best
of all, was our time with the British Royal
Test Establishment at Farnborough. The
highlight of the whole trip for me was
flying; to be turned loose in the Chipmunk,
their neat little WW II trainer, followed
by the old and first British jet, the Meteor. It
was a single place, twin-engine aircraft
almost ancient in the cockpit. The
only instruction on any of my flights in
four different airplanes that day was a
briefing at the cockpit by a host pilot,
who then climbed down and waved a tally
ho! In the case of that old Meteor,
there was an added advisory to “hold
down the g’s a bit, mate, since she
is getting on and has a bit of a crack
in the wing spar”, but he assured
a bit of acrobatics should be O.K. and
it was, as least with a few rolls and easy
loops.
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British
Meteor Fighter Jet |
I
recalled the Polish Ace who gained fame
with his invention, in a Meteor, of what
has been called ‘the first new aerobatic
maneuver since the Immelman of WW I’. I
longed to try it, but thought better under
the circumstances and the “wee crack”. That
guy would climb vertical to stall, but
as he fell back into a hammerhead he would
cut one throttle and full power the other,
and kick full rudder with the yaw direction. The
outboard location of the engine provided
enough torque to turn the airplane into
a falling pin-wheel so that he could do
1 ½ full yaw rotations in the vertical
descent before reversing the thrust and
rudder in time to end up in a vertical
nose dive. I can only presume that
he had to do it at fairly low altitude
to have enough thrust to get that result. I’d
say that chap had an imagination even wilder
than Yeager or Chandler, whichever one
dreamed up their flip-over in the F-86. Their
was one difference in that the Meteor had
no ejection seat but a mistake in the “flip-over” almost
assured you wouldn’t get a chance
to eject anyway.
I
can’t help but recall the Aussies
at Kimpo, Korea, who arrived with their
Meteors, briefed along with us, going for
the Mig-15s and announced they would have
an advantage over the Migs by flying above
them. Aussies have guts and bravado,
but it wasn’t too long before they
had to withdraw to ground attack roles,
after losing too many blokes to the Migs.
One flight in a simulated dogfight with
our old F-86A might have convinced them
beforehand they were in the wrong role
but they had no comparison until it was
too late. In reading history of air
wars this was so frequently an occurrence,
Germans versus the Spanish and later against
the Poles and Russians. I hope we
keep history in mind as the Chinese Air
Forces evolve with their evolution into
a ‘dictatorial capitalism’,
a la Hitler’s Germany.
I
flew their Canberra, twin-engine bomber,
from which our B-57 had evolved. I had
flown the 57E, but the Canberra was crude,
in comparison. It was lighter than
ours but underpowered in comparison, because
of engine evolution.
Finally,
it was into the Hawker Hunter, which came
along quite a while later than our F-86,
but was quite similar in performance, being
swept wing and with limited control boost. It
was a good acrobatics aircraft, but was
at least a generation late as a combat
airplane. It would have done nicely
in Korea, but came years too late to save
the unfortunate Australian pilots who faced
Migs with Meteors.
The
trip to England ended with the Royal Air
Force’s infamous ‘Dining In’,
which starts as a formal military dinner
with violins, violas and violets. The
formalities ended with an extended and
dull speech by the senior British officer,
when the speaker very suddenly disappeared
under the formally set dinner table, the
victim of two young ‘Leftenants’,
who crawled under the table and with each
yanking one leg of the old boy, ended the
speech and the dinner. Such action
to a senior officer would otherwise be
punishable, but Dining-In was a different
matter, we presumed. From that point
on to generalized inebriation all hell
broke loose in competitive one on one physical
challenge events, until the last man crawled
away. Of course, the competitions
were Brits versus Yanks. I saw one Brit
officer split his head open falling into
an iron radiator in a hallway, after being
spun round head-down on a pole then a timed
run up and back the narrow hallway: A brutal
task for a sober man. The surgeon,
a participant in the fun and games took
a look at him dazed and bleeding heavily,
pronounced, “This man needs medical
attention!” then hastened back to
the bar. A couple of blokes finally sacrificed
to take him to the hospital, but hurried
back.
I
had heard many stories about the British
pilots and their unusual humor over the
years and it was reinforced, from the lips
of one British pilot I trained with. He
told me that when he was attached to an
American squadron on exchange he had to
bail out of an F-86, at low enough altitude
to have his ejection seat impact not too
far away. An hysterical woman rushed
toward him crying and pointing because, “The
other pilot’s parachute didn’t
open!” He consoled here with, “Don’t
worry Mum, he’s trained to point
his toes.”
ARPS
Cl III followed us with Al Atwell, Charlie
Bassett, Tommie Benefield, Mike Collins,
Joe Engle, Neil Garland, Ed Givens, Greg
Neubeck, Jim Roman, Al Uhalt and Ernst
Volgenau. Class IV was the final
one, as a result of the Air Force’s
loss of the space airplane mission with
the cancellation of the X-20 Dynasoar. It’s
students were Mike Adams, Tommy Bell, Bill
Campbell, Ed Dwight, Frank Frazier, Ted
Freeman, Jim Irwin, Frank Liethen, Lachlan
Macleay, Jim McIntyre, Bob Parsons, Al
Rupp, Dave Scott, Russell Scott, Walter
Smith and Ken Weir.
Among
all the ARPS students, only the following
flew as NASA Astronauts: Jim McDivitt,
Mike Collins, Joe Engle and Jim Irwin. Three
others were selected as astronauts, only
to perish in aircraft accidents before
their chance to become astronauts: Charlie
Bassett, Ed Givens, and Ted Freeman. Frank
Liethen, a student for whom the school’s
finest award was named, was also killed
in a flight accident, as was Tommie Benefield,
while testing the B-1A bomber.
Upon
graduation, Al Crews, Don Sorlie, Ted Twinting
and I were assigned to remain at Edwards
and join the Fighter Test Section of Test
Operations. Charlie Bock joined Bomber
Test. For the first time since my
return from the Korean War, our family
began a reassignment without having to
find a new home and new schools.
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ARPS Graduation, Class
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